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Dead Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm, #242866
One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242865
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242351
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool


TAGS: battle boba fett deadpool
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by mattb

Jericho - August 14, 2009, 12:02 pm, #108329
Hell Yea, Son.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 10:45 pm, #66381
LOL


PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Nectern

aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm, #150382
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am, #150269
Ugh.


2011 -


TAGS: dead tyrants
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 12:04 am, #227173

lolz....imadinnerjacket...? almost included him.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:27 pm, #227167
There's Someone Right Behind Them,Sorry !
crankyhead - January 1, 2012, 12:49 pm, #227159
At least he died the way he lived: with car parts up his bum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2012, 9:46 am, #227155
I heard Ryan Dunn was on the radio.....and the windshield....and the dashboard....
bloodgun - January 1, 2012, 6:58 am, #227152
Ryan Dunn: DEAD, maybe the year wasn't so good after all


TERRORIST POEM - Roses are red, Violets are blue love me today ...or I KEEL YOU!!!


TAGS: achmed the dead terrorist
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:39 pm, #144137
Can a guy who's whole act is puppets be considered a tremendous performer?
lou - December 8, 2009, 11:03 pm, #143915
I think Jeff Dunham is a tremendous performer in a unappreciated art. But, I don't get why the Achmed act is so popular, I think Jeff should've played it with always having an attitude towards the terrorist scum... you won't see people in NYC laughin atit


WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm, #228513
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am, #111771
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


DEADPOOL'S LOGIC - It Makes Sense... ... If You Don't Think About It... ... Or Argue It.




DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU -


TAGS: whitney houston dead
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 5:33 pm, #229538
I had no idea who she was until sunday...
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 12:22 pm, #229522
I'm delighted to see that all that w5rk is beginning to pay off. You almost had me. I'm here forever now; muhahahahaha... :)
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 12:10 pm, #229520
Hahahaha 5o cruel


GRATEFUL -


TAGS: play dead grateful dead dog
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:26 pm, #253475

Thanks! I should'a color-filled each letter of text separately for the Dead Rainbow effect.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:19 am, #253463
Three gems in a row. It don’t get no better. I will now lick myself.
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 10:08 am, #253460
Trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know this poster just blows my mind. 5L
rerun - March 8, 2014, 9:57 am, #253456

LOL, love this one


HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mschrunk

Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am, #223092
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


Never Give In -


TAGS: dead chicken lol
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 6:27 pm, #248366
Thanks :))
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:44 am, #248360
Igs ju do know that was probably because the leg needed to be karaterized before cooking right...teehee. A well earned 5L JW!
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 3:28 pm, #248337

I've heard of Kung Pao Chicken, never Kung Fu Chicken!~HAAAAAAAAAA!!!


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am, #176678
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.




ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm, #178577
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am, #178576
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm, #178026
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm, #178000
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am, #177982
Nice one aggy!


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm, #195225
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm, #195168
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm, #195163
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm, #195161
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am, #195137
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am, #195134
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm, #195091
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm, #195043
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm, #195039
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT - Necromancy brought him back.


TAGS: cat dead undead necromancy
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Oiler - January 25, 2013, 7:39 pm, #242835
That's just messed up...very cool tho.


ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson


TAGS: star wars deadpool han solo
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Redking - May 10, 2012, 5:55 pm, #234462
Don't worry Deadpool, no way Lucas will let Han shoot first.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:39 pm, #230791
(carebear BANNED)


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am, #202886
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am, #202883
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm, #202846
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #202843
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm, #202838
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm, #202832
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm, #202822

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm, #202804
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am, #202795
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am, #202794
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am, #202792
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm, #202778
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202777
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202776
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm, #202775
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm, #202774
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm, #202773
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm, #202771
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm, #202770
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm, #202769

or telling the difference


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies


TAGS: evil dead bruce campbell
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 7:23 am, #177508
I get to meet the King in June. Bruce Campbell is the creator of awesome sauce.


SHADOW PRIESTS - I don't care if you're shadow spec - you're still healing.


TAGS: wow undead priests shadow priest spec
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Agent K - July 29, 2009, 11:23 pm, #102122
shame their heals are **** might as well go with a healadin or resto druid
Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 9:16 pm, #74802
Indeed


LOVE AND HATE -


TAGS: young love and dead h***ers
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 7:05 pm, #198172
I think that's Claire on the left. 5L


SHORYUKEN! - Better than a back-hand.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Phantom5656

TigerKid - January 29, 2009, 12:09 am, #55576
Nice! Perfect guy to play him. Can't wait
d6melee - January 28, 2009, 11:05 pm, #55567
i think he is in the wolverine movie, and he might be played by ryan reynolds.
TigerKid - January 5, 2009, 9:25 pm, #49587
I hope he's in that Wolverine movie
J.P. - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am, #49366
gotta love deadpool


SHELVES - Bruce Campbell's only weakness!


TAGS: bruce cambell evil dead movie s
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Kotetsu

CRaSH - April 2, 2009, 4:28 pm, #69849
Bruce Campbell has NO weaknesses.


DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake




DAMMIT CARL - I thought I told you to stay in the house.




MAYAN APOCALYPSE - Screw the false alarm! We're tired of waiting for the Zombies, we're going after them. Wakey, Wakey, eggs and Backey.


TAGS: zombies undead graves cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - December 29, 2012, 9:58 pm, #242024
I couldn't be bothered to read the article on why the kids were in the graveyard, but if it was me. . . that's one field trip slip that aint coming back signed by a parent, I'll take an in school suspension thank you very much.
Ozbad - December 28, 2012, 9:28 am, #241956
*grin*
Reality Lord - December 26, 2012, 9:18 pm, #241923

lol...nice twist


CLOWNS - Apparently Deadpool is like everyone else who saw IT in 1990...




THIS FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm, #254177
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm, #239759
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm, #227714
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L


YOU'VE BEEN WARNED - Turn off the TV. Change into your pajamas. Drink your milk. Go to bed.


TAGS: dead spongebob
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by patrickjcruse

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:54 pm, #231042

Oh, LAWLZ! 5L!


ABORTION -


TAGS: abortion awesome kid dead
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Robert the Burninator

corbett06 - September 13, 2009, 9:38 pm, #117430
would be a better pic if the vehicle wasn't in park
Mark - February 26, 2009, 3:05 pm, #62021
Here's the punch line...Scorpio7 was retro-actively aborted by MotiFake. Bye Bye, too bad, so sad, sux to be you.
u suck - February 22, 2009, 3:22 am, #61198
u ruined it
Scorpio7 - February 5, 2009, 7:35 am, #57062
Prevention is even better than abortion. Can YOU say, "Bilateral Vasectomy?"


SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...


TAGS: sloth deadly sin hell
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:07 am, #235239
Thanks cynic.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:06 am, #235238
No idea, Kyronic. I guess it needs further research.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:13 am, #235228
Nice! 5 lazy lions.
Kyronic - May 26, 2012, 8:48 pm, #235214
Don't sloths defecate out of there skin or something?


IDIOCY -


TAGS: dead sky rat crankyhead
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

440wakeup - October 4, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196769
That was my BATTLECAPTAIN's philisopoly
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 3:11 pm, #196734

fav'd


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm, #165475
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am, #163837
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm, #163523
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm, #163521
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm, #163519
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm, #163513
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm, #163508
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm, #163507
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm, #162699
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am, #162627
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


DEADPOOL - Not the most PC perso...but... BBBAAAWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Black cock....get it?




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!


TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm, #240669
Now Your Thinking.


WRONG ME -




KILLING YOU WAS NOT ENOUGH - Now Deadpool will play games with your head.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by pieman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:20 am, #152769
If I have to look at one more Deadpool motifake I'm gonna kill someone.


student drivers -


TAGS: drivers car crash dead
Rating: 1.87/5

More motifakes by derrek

Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:04 pm, #82537
Am I the only one that looked past the fat chicks in the ph**o to notice the spelling mistake?
megan - January 18, 2009, 1:52 am, #52698
fake or not fake you are all rude and obnoxious a**holes that should grow the f*** up
Chadd Hawkins - December 6, 2008, 1:57 pm, #42398
Except for the one ontop of the car and the fact this is obviously fake I'd still say that the driver did us a favor by killing a few fat chicks
God - August 21, 2008, 2:18 pm, #15920
Who cares? They're all fat chicks.
jay - August 11, 2008, 4:38 pm, #13826
how bout fake


THE FLASHLIGHT -


TAGS: dead batteries
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:55 pm, #216566
Oooooh. That reminds me. I'm outta dead batteries.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm, #216429
5L Airman. This is so so so so true!
MPsniper - April 14, 2011, 4:55 am, #216366
Fenix E-21 is DA BOMB
forseti - April 14, 2011, 4:52 am, #216365
Got Mag-Lite with 6 fat batteries. 200 yards ... for about 5 seconds. It sucks! 5 LEDs
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:22 pm, #216357

dude when will you be putting a "the philosohy of life" book out.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 4:48 pm, #216340
So True.


IRRATIONAL FEAR -




HERE I AM -


TAGS: walking dead zombies ownage
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:42 pm, #242321
The only people I hope live on The Walking Dead are Rick, Andrea, Daryl, and Glen. The rest can become Zombie poop for all I care.


HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm, #203382
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am, #124311
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am, #124279
Ok, what manga is this from?


I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




RESIDENT EVIL 5 - Now in L.A.R.P.




THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!




ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm, #215257
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm, #215252
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm, #215153
Nice one.


MARRIED -


TAGS: married dead
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by motivational

the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 6:44 pm, #219042
eh, it's kinda obvious


WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.


TAGS: deadly watermelons
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Big Daddy - January 15, 2009, 3:25 pm, #52205
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl.


OLD PEOPLE - They still stink even when they are dead




AS THE NEWS SPREADS -


TAGS: bin laden dead seals ftw
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

justme - May 5, 2011, 3:28 pm, #218127
nice job 5L's for you
tellitlikeitis - May 3, 2011, 8:49 pm, #218012
I knew by the different fonts who created this. Nice one RL.
rerun - May 3, 2011, 7:35 pm, #218009

love this, cannot stand the guy who made it


WORST DAY EVER -




TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.




LIFE - They say before you die it all passes before your eyes ...then again, goldfish only have a 4 second memory




ALL THAT'S LEFT - To Do Is ...SMILE...SMILE...SMILE...




OKAY... I GUESS PUNK IS DEAD - But what fun for future archaeologists!




TALK TO THE HAND - 'Cause The Ears Ain't Listenin'


TAGS: walking dead hand
Rating: 3/5

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GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 2:09 pm, #203182
Hilarious
crankyhead - November 20, 2010, 1:52 pm, #203181
possibly the best show on television
spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:33 pm, #203178
High five, down low, too slow.


WAR IS NEVER WORTH IT -


TAGS: war dead soldier marine sad
Rating: 4.18/5

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Hawamleh - August 28, 2014, 1:06 am, #256424
Willy hears him Willy just don't care
Airman - August 25, 2014, 9:43 pm, #256344
you are commenting on a comments made in 2010.. not sure you're reaching an audience
subzerowins - August 25, 2014, 7:39 pm, #256342
all of you talking about pie pac-man and other bs are disrespectful a-holes who need to look at a poster before they comment the picture is a daughter reaching for her dad who died for the GREAT USA
pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 6:59 pm, #187704
the pacman part is easy. there's only about a million versions of it on the internet
Chompers - August 4, 2010, 5:51 pm, #187701
Guinness Clowns? Sounds Amsome to me
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:27 pm, #187699
Ever Since Iv Come Here, I Have Decided that before i die I Must, try bacon pie.. guiness clowns and anime. oh and gummy bears, and actually play pac-man.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 5:23 pm, #187698
Now that is some sad truth right there hammy
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:21 pm, #187697
I'v Never Had Pie...
TheMotiMilitia - August 4, 2010, 4:58 pm, #187695
Key lime pie Hammy.
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 4:46 pm, #187694
hate to sound retarded... Whats Key-Lime?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:11 am, #187635
LOL! Key Lime? I can't ban Key Lime!
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm, #187622
?
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm, #187621
Key-Lime
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 3:55 pm, #187588
This discussion ends right now. The next user to further the issue will be banned.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 2:37 pm, #187582
I'm Sorry TOC But this Guys Wants to censor The Internets...
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 1:13 pm, #187575
Blueberry!
thatonechick - August 3, 2010, 12:06 pm, #187570
Blah blah blah, let us agree to disagree, and pecan pie, m**********rs. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, or take it to PMs.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am, #187569
And Barwick, Iv been living in a warzone for 16 years now, i walk around with a gun even though im a minor, you my friend would be on your way to the morgue...
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am, #187568
It May Imply that It War Is Not Worth That Little Girl Losing A Father, I Just Meant It As you Never know When You go, So Love More And Whatnot. .
Wraith11B - August 3, 2010, 7:49 am, #187560
Hawamleh, how can you say that this is not about war when the tag is "war is never worth it"?
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 12:01 am, #187541
May I take a guess as to who is going where, or should I keep it a secret?
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 11:51 pm, #187540
dude, you have got no life at all.
barwick11 - August 2, 2010, 11:46 pm, #187539
WTF? If whoever made this was standing in front of me right now, one of us is going for a ride in an ambulance, and the other in a cop car. You guess who goes where...
Hawamleh - August 2, 2010, 10:18 pm, #187535
This Is Not About About War, this is about urging you to enjoy each and every moment of your life, the subject of war should not be opened everytime we see a dead soldier, remember his life not the reason for his death.
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 7:38 pm, #187501
this does bring a very strong message. war is never the best way to solve things. the cost of lives and the lives that they affect is far too great
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 6:25 pm, #187500
It's not a question of whether or not wars have to be fought. It's a question of not wanting war, and understanding the price of engagement. Each individual life lost has meaning, and you can't forget that. Men are not just a means to an end. It's why I 5
Sean - August 2, 2010, 1:43 pm, #187480
WAR Once in a while, it's worth it. Time for your Apocalypse, Now.
TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2010, 11:09 am, #187477
Shouldn't YOU be on politifake?
Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:09 am, #187471
How the hell can you be 11B and still think this is somehow political? Obviously don't make infantry like they used to.
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:30 am, #187444
With all due respect, Mr. Wraith, go f*** yourself. Violence may be the only permanent way of ending anything, but it takes a tole on everything. And if you don't see the moral implications of entering combat, you're not fit to fight or to be fought for.
Wraith11B - August 2, 2010, 2:13 am, #187442
Aside from ending Nazism, Fascism, Totalitarianism, and Imperialism... War has never solved anything. Shouldn't this be on PolitiFake?


THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner


TAGS: patrick swayze baby dirty dancing dead
Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm, #118161
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.


NOMINATION - Candidate #1 of "The Darwin Awards"




CUBBY'S NEW BODYGUARD - Training hasn't been going all that well


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 4.48/5

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PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:31 am, #213156
well is Ol' Wade bein paid? if not then there lies the issue.....


UNREALISTIC - COME ON!!! everyone knows Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc pit...


TAGS: dead pool fett
Rating: 2.71/5

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buttersthegreat - March 8, 2011, 6:50 am, #213783
Actually Boba survives the Saarlac Pit, he actually kills it with his jet pack and rules of the Mandalorians wookiepedia it
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:29 pm, #171918
....except that it's a comic book, right?
Bakstabr - April 17, 2010, 8:26 pm, #171916
See heres how even geekier I am. Book series shows Boba survived Sarlacc pit cause armor saved him so it could actually happen
SerpentMaster - April 17, 2010, 2:22 am, #171792
i'm pretty sure jango fett wore blue
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 2:03 am, #171786
How do you know this wasn't Jango Fett? ( geez I feel like a geek )


DEADMAU5 - Failing has never been this awesome.




Zombies -




WRATH -


TAGS: 7 deadly sins wrath of god
Rating: 4.6/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm, #195214
Nicely done!
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:35 pm, #195200
Bam! 5L
Iconoclast - September 23, 2010, 10:24 am, #195139
Some listings of the 7 Deadly Sins list Wrath, others list Anger, similar enough, but I thought Wrath was a better fit for the philosophical question. :-)
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:39 am, #195136
I think that the "anger" referred to as one of the 7 Deadly Sins refers to being quick to anger as well as unjustified anger.
ChickenWrangler - September 23, 2010, 9:02 am, #195135
I'd guess it's like every where else. If you make the rules you don't have to folow them.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 8:07 am, #195131
d***... good question! 5L


DRUNK DRIVING - Save time to your family




GOLDFISH -




BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

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Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am, #210117
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention wh***.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm, #156374
No, I didn't.


ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!


TAGS: zombie 2 zombies shark sharks undead living dead horror
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by jalford

jake - August 1, 2009, 5:26 pm, #103625
*cough cough*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:56 pm, #103578
Or Jake's getting worse.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm, #103551
yeah, jalford is getting better...


PERSISTANCE - Never knowing when to stop.




UH-OH - Replacing ‘here comes the bride’ with 'who let the dogs out' at your sister's lesbian wedding probably wasn’t the smartest choice you’ve ever made




WARNING - If you are found here tonight, they will find your cold dead body here tomorrow


TAGS: warning girl gun dead tonight
Rating: 4.67/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 30, 2011, 10:24 pm, #223717
Ya know, after staring at it for 30 secs and looking away, it kina looks as if Jesus is pointing at you. 5L and fav'd


KARMA - The Universe is sending you an undeniable message




SPEED KILLS - PETA won't approve of this base cruelty to rodents.


TAGS: peta mice mouse dead rodents
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:20 am, #141782
that is so funny on so many levels. 5 Speedy Gonzales's!!
me4891 - December 2, 2009, 9:40 am, #141775
Thank you for posting this, I will be laughing through my entire staff meeting over it!!!
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 9:36 am, #141772
So, a mouse walks into a bar...the gerbil ducked. 5L!


DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm, #161422
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


DEAD GUYS - Dead Guys giving away flutes since 1969




OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139348
nice hijack


NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?




WHEN YOU ARE DEAD -


TAGS: dead people stupid
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 20, 2013, 11:55 am, #251620
Very good Vanner!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 11:50 am, #251617
Oh! Vanner! Hahaha! I love it! 5L


BIDING TIME -


TAGS: creepy funny body stink dead
Rating: 4.95/5

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spypengen - April 17, 2012, 11:08 pm, #233501
you never bury a body you burn it 5L anyway
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:26 pm, #233487

creepier than old aunt bob...i bow down.


FOOTPRINTS - Sometimes they lead to a very dry corpse.




MEMORIAL DAY - We here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain.




FOR US ALL - ...they gave the last full measure of devotion...-Abraham Lincoln "Gettysburg Address"


TAGS: us military honored dead
Rating: 3.86/5

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aesop's folly - December 13, 2009, 8:25 pm, #145364
god save the soldiers.


DEADPOOL: THE MOVIE - Don't f*ck this one up, Marvel!




STRATEGY -




HOPELESS CYCLE -


TAGS: depression nature change deadend hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 1:00 pm, #207527
great 5L
Hawamleh - December 18, 2010, 4:41 pm, #207479
what can I say
drivenbywhat - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm, #207463
That boxman is too funny & cute. You're cheating. lol.
Hawamleh - December 16, 2010, 8:10 pm, #207192
making the best of them hormones :D
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 8:01 pm, #207188
ALL HAIL BOXMAN!!!! 5 depressed teens.


TRAPPED IN FLESH -


TAGS: hell inside my head trapped dead
Rating: 4.57/5

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motifake - August 22, 2010, 10:31 am, #190368

I cringe just looking at this... ugh
Hawamleh - August 22, 2010, 4:03 am, #190354
Pretty Good Poster, 4L from Me, Keep It Up.


DEAD STUFF - does making wishes on stars long dead, make us necromancers or screwed in the head?




EXAGGERATIONS -


TAGS: sleep with the fishes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

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Oiler - February 4, 2013, 10:48 am, #243174
If you mean Kanye...then I agree...he would be better ***ed to the roof outside.
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm, #228294
Never get Keany West here!


VENGEANCE -




OSAMA BIN LADEN - Really went out with a bang.




DEAD PARROT - "I WISH TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!"


TAGS: monty python dog dead parrot
Rating: 2.85/5
Derek - November 12, 2009, 3:12 pm, #136112
Mmmm a Norwegian Blue!


THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.




Conflicted -


TAGS: conflicted racist undead dating species
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:29 am, #258438
Fabulous a 5er
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 12:11 pm, #247207
HA! I'm innocent...ish. It's international space, meaning no rules. (Clever run of posters Ism. Very funny 5tuff.)
Reality Lord - July 1, 2013, 7:51 am, #247200

we have begun a "free the rerun" campaign....all donations accepted.


EVEN DEADENDS LEAD TO NEW PERSPECTIVES - Just because the road didn't take you to your destination, it doesn't mean that it didn't help you get there.




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